Ex's are Amazing

Seriously I have to wonder why my flipping ex's think this past six months is a good time to try any be my friend again. I've now heard from both of my ex's I have no want to hear from. One is crazy and really just needs to get some help and they other is fucking dickwad. The crazy one hasn't try to talk to me, since I told him to stop thankfully. The dickwad is just like I know you'll probably just ignore me, but I guess I just wondered how you are. I'm fine no thanks to you jackass. He asked me to marry him then completely dropped the face of the earth. Then came back and decided to use me when he was feeling lonely cause he'd run everyone else off. Then when they liked him again he'd ignore me. As soon as I realized this was what he was doing I of course stopped, but seriously he's a rat bastard. God how I love Josh. Now, I'm just waiting for Geoff to try and get back in touch. Oh won't that be pretty. Of course my very, very first boyfriend (if you can call him that) I am still on speaking terms with. God I hate having nut jobs and dueches for exs.