Panties and Eyes

Dearest friends,
Panties are an investment, like a house.
You're eyes are really sexy. They're a really pretty carmelly-brown, not like shit!

Spooning leads to forking, which isn't a bad thing. What about sporking? Its a fun way to wake up.

Bad time to have the same thought as your lover:
     When contemplated knocking your head on theirs. The doubled force tends to hurt a good bit.

Dating Turn Offs and Ons

Welcome to Date That!

Shela's number one turn off is ducks!
Her number one turn on is nibbling, chewing, and sucking on fingers!