Computer Back Up

My computer is finally running again!!!! YAY!!!! And I have open office on it, so I can finish my portfolio for school! YAY!!!! The newest avast looks funny and I'm on Chrome now. I bow to the google god. I still have stuff hardware stuff to download I think, because this thing does not look right. My dimensions are rather low and what not. I really wish I knew where my software for my computer was.

Ex's are Amazing

Seriously I have to wonder why my flipping ex's think this past six months is a good time to try any be my friend again. I've now heard from both of my ex's I have no want to hear from. One is crazy and really just needs to get some help and they other is fucking dickwad. The crazy one hasn't try to talk to me, since I told him to stop thankfully. The dickwad is just like I know you'll probably just ignore me, but I guess I just wondered how you are. I'm fine no thanks to you jackass. He asked me to marry him then completely dropped the face of the earth. Then came back and decided to use me when he was feeling lonely cause he'd run everyone else off. Then when they liked him again he'd ignore me. As soon as I realized this was what he was doing I of course stopped, but seriously he's a rat bastard. God how I love Josh. Now, I'm just waiting for Geoff to try and get back in touch. Oh won't that be pretty. Of course my very, very first boyfriend (if you can call him that) I am still on speaking terms with. God I hate having nut jobs and dueches for exs.

QC Love IT!!!!!

"Sorry your daddy's dead, twinkle-tits, but suck it up already."F

"I love you, but I have to say the mystery has been dead for a while now."M "That's good cause I just farted on you."D

New World Leader

Google is definitely taking over the world, but I can live with that. They at least offer decent products that don't seemingly screw you over at every turn.

I am however, getting a bit to much stuff to read... If I read everything I get I would definitely not have time to even sleep. WAY to much out there.

Gmail in MB

Gmail is so awesome they like to give me a little sentence at the bottom of the page that says I'm only use 47 MB of your 4720 MB meaning its not even registrable.

Panties and Eyes

Dearest friends,
Panties are an investment, like a house.
You're eyes are really sexy. They're a really pretty carmelly-brown, not like shit!

Spooning leads to forking, which isn't a bad thing. What about sporking? Its a fun way to wake up.

Bad time to have the same thought as your lover:
     When contemplated knocking your head on theirs. The doubled force tends to hurt a good bit.

Dating Turn Offs and Ons

Welcome to Date That!

Shela's number one turn off is ducks!
Her number one turn on is nibbling, chewing, and sucking on fingers!